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May 16th "It’s too bad you’re both taken, I would dare you guys to see who could fuck a lesbian and turn her straight. THAT would be a feat! I think the pretty lesbians are only lesbians because they haven’t found the right guy to bring the freak out in her"

some ignoramus of a girl actually said this to two guys in one of my classes today and i almost projectile vomited all over her (via quentintortellini)

you should have.

May 15th 8c9:

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May 13th
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May 9th mcnyers:

ART LYFE

is me. nick, you’re adorable. and tall.
May 5th #risefilter makes my TUMTUM look all cute, but most importantly i have baked goods on my shorts!
April 29th urhajos:

Fantastic relief by ~randyotter
April 28th malformalady:

Hyperdontia is the condition of having supernumerary teeth, or teeth which appear in addition to the regular number of teeth
April 28th
April 28th
April 27th

whatever happened to just chillin without havin to suck on the nut
can’t just cuddle and shit, everytime i hang out with someone, always gotta lead to somethin CAN’T YOU SEE I’M JUS TRYIN TO CHILL

April 26th pinkcuts:

highfashiondeath:

AMAZING FASHION☯

super funky
April 21st